It's not even 11:35 p.m. yet, and I'm already yawning. Why? Because I just watched this "promo" for Jay Leno's return to The Tonight Show where he's promising some celebrity guests—he names only Jamie Foxx—and says he'll export a dumb skit called "Cop N' Kitty" from his failed prime-time experiment. Sleepy. So sleepy. Thanks for pointing out this gem, Movieline. But maybe boredom is a preferable emotion to the irritation I've felt at a promo that's been running during NBC's coverage of the Winter Olympics. In it, Jay speeds along in one of his sporty vintage convertibles to hype what will surely be the late-night show's return to mediocrity next week. Background music: the Beatles' "Get Back" (reportedly a convincing sound-alike, not the real deal), which implies he always belonged in that slot. Subtle! (Team Coco has noticed, don't worry). I much prefer the same spot with Radiohead's "Creep" as the soundtrack. At any rate, I doubt even the cast of Jersey Shore—playing games that make them look stupid(er)—will lure me to Leno's relaunch. Isn't it time for bed?
—Posted by T.L. Stanley